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Memory 01 -
Memory: Significant Neutral - Let the parrot take the stand. - (Case 4, Day 3, Trial)
Game: Game 04, When The Clock Struck Twelve (Two Truths and a Lie)
Form: A lilac-colored shake flashlight. Shaking it a few times and turning it on gives memory. (Shareable, 4/5 uses left.)
December 28, 9:51 AM
District Court
Defendant Lobby No. 2
-Phoenix
(This is it... judgment day.)
-Phoenix
(Today, things are going to get settled at last... a lot of things.)
-Phoenix
Waaaaaaaargh!
-Phoenix
Wh-what's the big idea!?
-Maya
S-s-sorry, Nick!
-Maya
I only touched your shoulder!
-Maya
I guess the "shock" hasn't worn off from my run-in with the stun gun yesterday.
-Maya
Anyhow, today's the last day of the trial! Good luck, Nick!
-Phoenix
Yeah... thanks, Maya.
-Edgeworth
...
-Phoenix
(Edgeworth is looking glum
as always.)
-Phoenix
(I hope von Karma doesn't
push him too hard.)
-Edgeworth
...
-Edgeworth
Whooooooooaa!
-Edgeworth
Wh-wh-what are you doing!?
-Maya
Sorry! I'm sorry!
-Maya
I just thought I'd ch-cheer you up with a pat on the back...
-Phoenix
Maya...
-Phoenix
Maybe you should go outside and discharge?
-Maya
Right. Good idea.
-Phoenix
(Try not to electrocute anyone on your way out...)
Woooooooooyaaah, pal!
-Gumshoe
What's gotten into that girl?
-Phoenix
Detective Gumshoe!
-Gumshoe
Morning!
Mr. Edgeworth?
-Edgeworth
Uh... good morning.
-Phoenix
How did it go, Detective?
-Gumshoe
Have no fear! As promised,
I've captured our runaway
caretaker!
-Gumshoe
I just brought him in.
Took all night, pal.
-Phoenix
Thanks, Detective Gumshoe.
You must be tired.
-Gumshoe
Actually, after that shock
I got on the way in, I feel
pretty good.
-Phoenix
(Yogi says he's forgotten
his own name...)
-Phoenix
(But that has to be a lie!)
-Phoenix
(Why would he want revenge on
Edgeworth if he couldn't
remember his past!?)
-Phoenix
(He does remember... and
I'm going to prove it!)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
December 28, 10:00 AM
District Court
Courtroom No. 3
-Judge
Court is now in session for
the trial of Miles Edgeworth.
-Phoenix
The defense is ready,
Your Honor.
-Karma
...
-Karma
The prosecution...
is ready.
-Judge
...
-Judge
U-uh... right, very well.
-Judge
We have reached the final
day of our proceedings in
this trial.
-Judge
I ask that the prosecution
submit decisive evidence.
-Karma
Understood.
-Judge
...
-Phoenix
(C'mon! Don't be awed into
silence by every little
thing he says!)
-Judge
Very well, Mr. von Karma,
your opening statement.
-Karma
Right.
-Karma
Thanks to Detective Gumshoe's
efforts, the boat rental shop
caretaker has been arrested.
-Karma
In yesterday's trial, the
defense asserted that the
caretaker was the murderer.
-Karma
However, the caretaker has
yet to confirm this.
-Karma
I would like to ask the
defense to cross-examine
him as much as necessary.
-Judge
Very well!
-Judge
Please bring the witness
into the courtroom.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Karma
Ladies and gentlemen of
the court...
-Karma
I believe you all remember
our witness.
-Karma
He lives in the boat rental
shop on the lake, from where
he witnessed the incident.
-Karma
In addition, he has currently
lost memory of his name and
identity.
-Judge
Witness!
-Judge
Why did you run away
yesterday?
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
The witness was not running
away, as he will now testify.
-Judge
I-I see.
-Judge
Very well, please begin
your testimony.
-Uncle
Zzzz... mmph?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Why I Left Court --
(1)
-Uncle
Er, I'm really sorry about
just leaving yesterday like
I did.
(2)
-Uncle
But, I wasn't running away
or nothing.
(3)
-Uncle
I, uh, went to buy some food
for Polly, see...
(4)
-Uncle
I figured I got nothing to
do with this incident anyhow.
(5)
-Uncle
Er... I mean, I'd need one of
those "motive" things, right?
And I don't got one.
-Uncle
So, my testimony yesterday
stands as is.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
Hmm... Very well.
-Judge
Let's begin the cross-
examination, shall we?
-Phoenix
(He has to know his name!)
-Phoenix
(Yanni Yogi! You're Yanni Yogi
and I'm going to prove it!)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Why I Left Court --
(1)
-Uncle
Er, I'm really sorry about
just leaving yesterday like
I did.
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
I'd call what you did "running
away," and not "just leaving."
-Phoenix
You heard Larry's testimony,
and realized you were in
danger!
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
Now, Mr. Wright, there's no
need to rush to conclusions.
-Karma
As I said, the witness
was not "running away."
-Karma
Listen to the testimony.
-Phoenix
(He sure seems relaxed!)
-Phoenix
(In fact, they both do--
von Karma and Yanni Yogi!)
(2)
-Uncle
But, I wasn't running away
or nothing.
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
Then why did you leave!?
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
He's just about to say why!
-Karma
Is it so hard for you to
just quietly listen when
someone is talking!?
-Phoenix
(If I sat quietly, Edgeworth
would be guilty in three
minutes!)
(3)
-Uncle
I, uh, went to buy some food
for Polly, see...
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
Food...?
-Uncle
Well, Polly is a bit of a
gourmand, you see.
-Uncle
She only eats these high-
quality bird pellets from
France.
-Uncle
They only have them in the
big pet shop downtown.
-Phoenix
But you weren't arrested
until this morning!
-Phoenix
Why didn't you go back
to the caretaker's shack?
-Uncle
Er... well...
-Uncle
I kind of got lost, you see.
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
The witness has trouble
remembering things sometimes.
-Karma
When the police apprehended
him, he was on his way back
to the shack!
-Phoenix
(Yeah, right! Nice try
von Karma! No one's
going to believe that!)
-Judge
Hmm... I see!
So he was lost!
-Phoenix
(Please! Your Honor, come
to your senses!)
(4)
-Uncle
I figured I got nothing to
do with this incident anyhow.
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
You've lost much of your
memory, is that correct?
-Uncle
Er... ayup, seems like it.
-Phoenix
Then how could you know that
you didn't have anything to
do with this incident!
-Uncle
Uh...
-Phoenix
Or...
-Phoenix
Or maybe you're lying about
not having your memory, hmm?
-Phoenix
You know exactly who
you are!
-Karma
The witness has testified
quite clearly that he has
no memory of who he is.
-Karma
If you claim he's lying,
then show the court proof!
-Phoenix
(Grr...)
-Phoenix
(How am I supposed to prove
what's going on in that
old codger's head?)
-Phoenix
(That's impossible!)
-Karma
Hmph!
I'm glad you've come to
your senses, Mr. Wright.
-Karma
Very well, witness.
Please continue.
(5)
-Uncle
Er... I mean, I'd need one of
those "motive" things, right?
And I don't got one.
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
How can you say you had
no motive? I say you do!
-Phoenix
You had a grudge against
Edgeworth and the victim,
Robert Hammond!
-Phoenix
That's why you took revenge
on them! Right?
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
Please don't make me
repeat myself, Mr. Wright!
-Karma
This witness has no memory
of anything beyond several
years ago!
-Karma
He can't hold a grudge!
It's impossible!
-Phoenix
(I have to prove he's lying
about his memory...)
-Phoenix
(Otherwise, it's going to
be this same thing over and
over until the trial ends!)
-Phoenix
(First thigns first, I have
to prove this man is who
he is!)
-Phoenix
(Do that and the motive
will prove itself!)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AFTER PRESSING FOR A WHILE
-Judge
Might I say something,
Mr. Wright?
-Phoenix
Yes...
Yes, Your Honor?
-Judge
You've been saying the
same thing now over and
over.
-Judge
You've been calling the
witness's memory of the past
or lack thereof into question.
-Judge
But, does this really have
anything to do with the
current case?
-Phoenix
Of course, Your Honor.
-Phoenix
The witness has said he has
"nothing to do with this
case" and "no motive"...
-Phoenix
Both of these statements
are lies!
-Judge
Order! Order!
-Judge
Mr. Wright!
There is a serious problem
with your claim!
-Judge
Or... are you saying...
-Judge
Are you saying you know
who this witness is!?
-Phoenix
Of course, Your Honor!
-Karma
Ho hoh! Now, this is
interesting.
-Karma
I would like to know
myself! So, who is he?
-Phoenix
(Don't play dumb von Karma!)
-Judge
Mr. Wright, please tell
us this witness's name.
***Yanni Yogi*******************************
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************
-Phoenix
His name is Yanni Yogi,
a former court bailiff!
-Judge
...
-Judge
Yogi...?
That name seems familiar.
-Judge
...
-Judge
Oh!
-Judge
Yanni Yogi!
From the DL-6 Incident!
-Phoenix
(I thought the judge would
have heard of it... it was
such a famous case.)
-Judge
But, what does this mean?
-Phoenix
Your Honor! If this man is
Mr. Yogi, then he has a
clear motive!
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
Tsk tsk tsk...
-Karma
Jumping to conclusions again,
Mr. Wright!
-Karma
This man, this witness, is
Yanni Yogi? Fascinating!
-Karma
However...
-Karma
How do you propose to
prove this to the court?
-Phoenix
...
-Karma
This is a court of law,
as you may recall. You
need proof!
-Karma
And, allow me to repeat,
once more, that the witness
has lost his memory!
-Phoenix
(This is it...)
-Phoenix
(I have to do this now!)
-Phoenix
(If I can't prove he's
Yogi right here, right
now...)
-Phoenix
(Then I've got nowhere
else to go!)
-Maya
Nick!
-Maya
How are you going to prove
it!? How can you prove that
he's Yanni Yogi?
-Phoenix
It's okay. It's actually
quite simple.
-Phoenix
Your Honor!
-Phoenix
Please take this man's
fingerprints!
-Phoenix
Then, we'll compare them to
the fingerprints on file
for Yanni Yogi 15 years ago...
-Judge
I see... that makes sense.
-Karma
Tsk tsk tsk!
-Phoenix
Huh?
-Karma
I'm so very, very sorry,
Mr. Wright.
-Phoenix
Wh-why?
-Karma
The witness... has no
fingerprints!
-Phoenix
What?
What!? No fingerprints!?
-Uncle
Er... you see, before I worked
as a caretaker, I worked at
a chemical plant.
-Uncle
I burned my fingers working
with the stuff. Ayup.
-Phoenix
Wh-what!?
-Phoenix
(Yogi, you sneak!)
-Phoenix
(You burned your fingerprints
off to hide your past!)
-Judge
Hmm...
-Judge
Well, if the witness has
no fingerprints...
-Judge
I guess we will not be
able to prove his identity.
-Phoenix
(No...!)
-Karma
Tsk tsk tsk...
Well, what will you
do, Mr. Wright?
-Phoenix
Uh...
-Karma
Hmm?
-Karma
It seems that the case
has been decided, no?
-Phoenix
(No!!!)
-Phoenix
(I know what happened!
I know everything!)
-Phoenix
(I... I just can't prove it!)
-Phoenix
(But no... I can't let it end
like this. I can't lose!)
-Phoenix
(There has to be another way!)
-Karma
There is no one who can
testify as to who this
witness is! No one!
-Maya
Nick!
What are we going to do!?
-Phoenix
I didn't even consider that
he might have erased his
fingerprints...
-Phoenix
(What do I do!?)
-Karma
Tsk tsk tsk...
Well, Mr. Wright?
-Karma
Perhaps you'd like to cross-
examine the parrot for a
little comic relief, hmm?
-Phoenix
(Yeah, yeah, very funny.
You're a sore winner,
von Karma.)
-Phoenix
(...)
-Phoenix
(Wait a second...)
-Phoenix
("Cross-examine the parrot"?)
-Maya
Wh-what is it, Nick?
-Maya
No... you're not going to...!?
-Phoenix
Your Honor!
-Phoenix
The defense would like to
take Mr. von Karma up on
his proposal!
-Judge
Take Mr. von Karma up?
-Karma
On his... proposal?
-Phoenix
Exactly, Your Honor!
-Phoenix
I would like to cross-
examine the witness's
pet parrot!
-Judge
O-order! Order!
-Judge
Uh... well, what do you
think, Mr. von Karma?
-Karma
Need you even ask!?
This is a farce!
I object!
-Phoenix
*OBJECTION!*
-Phoenix
Wait a second!
-Phoenix
You were the one who suggested
I cross-examine the parrot,
von Karma!
-Phoenix
I have a right to do as
you suggested!
-Karma
Mmph...
-Karma
...
-Karma
Well, if you're so desperate,
then please, be my guest.
-Phoenix
!
-Karma
Of course, should you go
through with this...
-Karma
And nothing comes of it,
then I hope you're ready
for the consequences.
-Maya
Nick... this is crazy!
-Karma
Well?
Still want to go through
with your little game!?
***Yes, I'm doing it************************
*
* -Phoenix
* Let the parrot take the
* stand.
*
* -Phoenix
* I will cross-examine her,
* Your Honor.
*
* -Judge
* !
*
* -Karma
* This is the most ridiculous
* thing I have ever heard!
*
* -Phoenix
* (von Karma's rigged every
* person's testimony, every
* piece of evidence...)
*
* -Phoenix
* (Except the parrot! She's
* my last chance!)
*
* -Phoenix
* (At least... I think so.)
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************
-Judge
Bailiff!
Bring in the parrot.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
That's... quite a bird.
-Judge
Please tell us your name?
-Parrot
"..."
-Judge
Name!
-Parrot
"..."
-Judge
The witness is ignoring me.
-Phoenix
(It must hurt... to be
ignored by a bird.)
-Judge
Ahem. Very well, witness...
-Judge
Who is your owner?
Please, er... testify for us.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Who Is Your Owner? --
-Parrot
"..."
(1)
-Parrot
"Hello! Hello!"
*squawk*
(2)
-Parrot
"..."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
Hmm...
-Judge
Certainly the most concise
testimony we've had so far.
-Judge
Very well, begin your
cross-examination.
-Phoenix
Right...
-Maya
What are you going
to do, Nick?
-Phoenix
...
-Phoenix
I... I don't know!
What do we do, Maya?
-Maya
Hmm...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Who Is Your Owner? --
(1)
-Parrot
"Hello! Hello!"
*squawk*
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
Witness! You can't just
say "hello" and expect us
to get anywhere!
-Phoenix
I want you to testify!
-Phoenix
Maya, you talk to her.
-Maya
R-right!
Uh... What do I say?
***"Have we forgotten something?"***********
*
* -Phoenix
* (Remember... two days ago...)
*
* --------------------------------------------
*
* -Maya
* Pol-ly, Pol-ly.
* Have we forgotten something?
*
* -Parrot
* *squawk*
*
* -Parrot
* "Don't forget DL-6!"
* *squawk*
*
* --------------------------------------------
*
* -Phoenix
* (If I can get Polly to say
* that here...!)
*
* -Phoenix
* (That will prove that the
* caretaker had something
* to do with DL-6!)
*
* -Maya
* Um, Polly? Have we forgotten
* something?
*
* -Parrot
* "..."
*
* -Parrot
* "..."
*
* -Parrot
* "Hello! Hello!"
* *squawk*
*
* -Maya
* ...!
*
* -Maya
* Th-that's not what you're
* supposed to say!
*
* -Maya
* Forgot! Something we forgot!
*
* -Parrot
* "Hello! Hello!"
* *squawk*
*
* -Maya
* Uh oh. It's not working, Nick!
* She won't say it!
*
* -Phoenix
* (This is ridiculous!
* Why won't she say it!?)
*
* -Karma
* Tsk tsk tsk...
* Something the matter,
* Mr. Wright?
*
* -Phoenix
* (Wait...)
*
* -Phoenix
* (Don't tell me von Karma
* expected this!)
*
* -Phoenix
* (He couldn't have retrained
* the parrot... could he!?)
*
* -Phoenix
* (Did he train her not to
* respond when we asked if
* we'd forgotten anything!?)
*
********************************************
***"What's your name?"**********************
*
* -Phoenix
* (Maybe I should get her
* to say her name?)
*
* -Maya
* Polly! Polly!
* What's your name?
*
* -Parrot
* "Pol-ly! Pol-ly!"
* *squawk*
*
* -Judge
* Mr. Wright...
*
* -Judge
* I think we've established that
* this parrot is named "Polly."
*
* -Judge
* Does this have anything to
* do with her owner's identity?
*
* ***Of course********************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Yes it does!
* *
* * -Judge
* * !!!
* *
* * -Karma
* * Hah!
* * Fascinating!
* *
* * -Karma
* * You claim that the parrot's
* * name will prove her owner's
* * identity?
* *
* * -Karma
* * Then show us this proof!
* *
* * -Maya
* * Nick!
* * Don't you think you're taking
* * the bluffing a little too far?
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Listen.
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * We're not here to answer
* * the question of "who is the
* * caretaker."
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * We're here to prove that
* * he is Yanni Yogi!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * All we have to do is tie
* * the name "Polly" to Yogi!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Your Honor.
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * The proof that the parrot's
* * name reveals the caretaker's
* * identity is...
* *
* * ***Present something wrong******************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * *TAKE THAT!*
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I had hoped you would have
* * * learned this by now...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Making random guesses here
* * * is a waste of court time!
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * (Uh oh... wrong again.)
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * That is all!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Witness, continue your
* * * testimony.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * *TAKE THAT!*
* *
* * -Judge
* * The DL-6 Case File?
* *
* * -Karma
* * *OBJECTION!*
* *
* * -Karma
* * That's quite a large
* * file you have there!
* *
* * -Karma
* * Which page is this "proof"
* * on, then?
* *
* * -Karma
* * Show us, or stop wasting
* * our time!
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm...
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well. Mr. Wright,
* * please show us the page.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Where in this file is
* * the information connected
* * to this parrot's name?
* *
* * ***"Case Summary"***************************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * It's on the "Case Summary"
* * * page!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * ...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I'm sorry...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * But I don't see anything
* * * here that related to the
* * * name "Polly."
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * At least, not on this page.
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * Hmph!
* * * A bluff! As I expected!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I'm afraid I have to
* * * deny your claim, Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * The witness may continue.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * ***"Victim Data"****************************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * It's on the "Victim Data"
* * * page!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * ...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I'm sorry...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * But I don't see anything
* * * here that relates to the
* * * name "Polly."
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * At least, not on this page.
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * Hmph!
* * * A bluff! As I expected!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I'm afraid I have to
* * * deny your claim, Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * The witness may continue.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * ***"Suspect Data"***************************
* * *
* * * CONTINUE
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * It's on the "Suspect Data"
* * page!
* *
* * -Judge
* * ...?
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * This page has all the
* * information about Yanni
* * Yogi!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Right after he was arrested,
* * his fiancee committed suicide,
* * see?
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm... Indeed, it does say
* * that, yes.
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * What was hs fiancee's name?
* *
* * -Judge
* * "Polly Jenkins"...
* * "Polly"!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Exactly, Your Honor!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * He remembered the name of
* * his fiancee who committed
* * suicide.
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * That's why he named his
* * parrot after her!
* *
* * -Judge
* * I see! I guess that is
* * possible.
* *
* * -Karma
* * *OBJECTION!*
* *
* * -Karma
* * Bah! A mere coincidence,
* * that's all!
* *
* * -Karma
* * My granddaughter has a dog
* * she calls "Phoenix."
* *
* * -Karma
* * Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright?
* * Does this make you my
* * granddaughter's fiancee!?
* *
* * -Karma
* * She's only seven years old!!!
* *
* * END IF SAFE NUMBER CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm... Indeed.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Alone, it is a little weak
* * for evidence in a murder
* * trial.
* *
* * -Judge
* * We would need some other
* * corroborating evidence...
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * (Where am I going to find
* * that!?)
* *
* * -Maya
* * Nick! We're getting closer!
* *
* * -Maya
* * One more! If we can just
* * get one more piece of
* * evidence...!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * (Right... but what?)
* *
* * -Karma
* * Hmph!
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well, witness.
* * You may continue.
* *
* ********************************************
*
* ***No, it doesn't***************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Uh, well, I guess it doesn't
* * really have anything to do
* * with that, no.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm...
* *
* * -Judge
* * Please only ask questions
* * pertaining to the matter
* * at hand.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well, witness. Continue
* * your testimony.
* *
* ********************************************
*
********************************************
***"What's the safe number?"****************
*
* -Phoenix
* (Maybe I'll get her to
* say the number of that
* safe...)
*
* -Maya
* Huh? The safe?
* Why?
*
* -Phoenix
* Let's just try to get her
* to say anyhing, okay?
*
* -Maya
* Polly! What was the number
* of the safe in the shack?
*
* -Parrot
* "1228... 1228..."
*
* -Judge
* ...
*
* -Judge
* My, what a reckless parrot.
*
* -Judge
* Well, Mr. Wright?
*
* -Judge
* You aren't claiming that
* this number has something
* to do with the caretaker?
*
* ***Actually, it does************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Actually it does!
* * That's why I had her say it!
* *
* * -Karma
* * Hah! Ridiculous!
* *
* * -Karma
* * How can the number to a safe
* * tell us who the caretaker is?
* *
* * -Karma
* * Show us your proof!
* *
* * -Karma
* * What could possibly link this
* * number to the caretaker's
* * true identity!?
* *
* * ***Present something wrong******************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * *TAKE THAT!*
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Admittedly, I didn't think
* * * you had anything to show us.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * And now I see I'm right.
* * * How could a safe number reveal
* * * someone's identity?
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * (Uh oh... I think that was
* * * the wrong thing to show
* * * them.)
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * Hmph. I hope you're happy
* * * now, Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * The witness may continue her
* * * testimony...
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * *TAKE THAT!*
* *
* * -Karma
* * The DL-6 Case File?
* *
* * -Karma
* * What is this obsession you
* * have with that case?
* *
* * -Judge
* * Mr. Wright.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Where in this file is
* * something relating to
* * that safe number?
* *
* * ***"Case Summary"***************************
* * *
* * * CONTINUE
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * ***"Victim Data"****************************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * It's on the "Victim Data"
* * * page!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * This file is from a case
* * * 15 years ago.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I don't see anything about
* * * a safe in here at all!
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * I believe this is another one
* * * of Mr. Wright's bluffs.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Hmph. Very well, witness,
* * * continue your testimony.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * ***"Suspect Data"***************************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * It's on the "Suspect Data"
* * * page!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * This file is from a case
* * * 15 years ago.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I don't see anything about
* * * a safe in here at all!
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * I believe this is another one
* * * of Mr. Wright's bluffs.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Hmph. Very well, witness,
* * * continue your testimony.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * It's on the "Case Summary"
* * page!
* *
* * -Judge
* * The Case... Summary?
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Specifically, the date
* * on which the DL-6 Incident
* * occurred!
* *
* * -Judge
* * The date of the incident?
* * December 28...?
* *
* * -Judge
* * Why, that's today's date.
* * Fifteen years ago!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * And the number on that
* * safe is 1228!
* *
* * -Judge
* * Ah!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * He used the date of the DL-6
* * Incident as the number for
* * his safe, Your Honor!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * That's how important that
* * date was to him!
* *
* * -Judge
* * I see... It certainly is
* * an interesting coincidence.
* *
* * -Judge
* * People often do set their
* * secret numbers to dates.
* *
* * -Karma
* * *OBJECTION!*
* *
* * -Karma
* * Bah! This is not tangible
* * proof!
* *
* * -Karma
* * I set my ATM card's number
* * to "0001" because I'm number
* * one!
* *
* * -Karma
* * This has nothing to do
* * with a date! Nothing!
* *
* * END IF NAME CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm... Indeed.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Alone, it is a little weak
* * for evidence in a murder
* * trial.
* *
* * -Judge
* * We would need some other
* * corroborating evidence...
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * (Where am I going to find
* * that!?)
* *
* * -Maya
* * Nick! We're getting closer!
* *
* * -Maya
* * One more! If we can just
* * get one more piece of
* * evidence...!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * (Right... but what?)
* *
* * -Karma
* * Hmph!
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well, witness.
* * You may continue.
* *
* ********************************************
*
* ***No it doesn't****************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Uh, well, I guess it doesn't
* * really have anything to do
* * with that, no.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm...
* *
* * -Judge
* * Please only ask questions
* * pertaining to the matter
* * at hand.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well, witness. Continue
* * your testimony.
* *
* ********************************************
*
********************************************
(2)
-Parrot
"..."
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
Witness, you're here to
speak! You must speak
to me!
-Parrot
"..."
-Karma
Frankly, I can't believe
that you're speaking to
the parrot.
-Maya
W-well...
-Maya
I guess we should try to
get some information out
of her!
-Maya
We need to show the judge
that her owner is Mr. Yogi!
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AFTER ESTABLISHING BOTH NAME AND SAFE NUMBER CONNECTIONS
-Judge
That's enough!
-Judge
I think we've reached
a conclusion here.
-Karma
This is a mere coincidence,
that's all!
-Judge
True, that is a possibility.
-Judge
However, two coincidences
at the same time seems more
like a "pattern" to me.
-Karma
Wh... what are you saying!?
-Judge
Summon the caretaker
of the boat shop.
-Judge
Immediately!
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-Judge
Witness...
-Judge
Tell us your name.
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
Wait!
-Karma
This witness, he doesn't
remember...
-Uncle
No... it's okay.
-Phoenix
...!
-Uncle
I've accomplished what
I wanted to do. I'm done.
-Maya
Nick! He looks totally
different!
-Phoenix
This is the real Yogi,
I think. Finally.
-Phoenix
He's been acting feeble to
hide his true identity.
-Phoenix
Acting... for 15 years!
-Judge
W-well...!
-Judge
Let me ask you again.
-Judge
Please state your name
for the court!
-Yogi
My name... is Yanni Yogi.
-Yogi
15 years ago, I served as
a bailiff in this very court.
-Judge
Order! Order!
-Judge
Yanni Yogi!
-Judge
So was it you who killed
Robert Hammond...?
-Judge
And tried to frame Miles
Edgeworth for his death?
-Yogi
...
-Yogi
Yes.
It was me. I did it.
-Yogi
...
-Yogi
They put me on the witness
stand 15 years ago...
-Yogi
Robert Hammond... he said
I was mentally unsound.
-Yogi
He told me it would make
me innocent. Get me off
the hook.
-Yogi
So... I pretended to have
brain damage...
-Yogi
I was innocent, really!
But he didn't believe me!
-Yogi
We won the trial...
But I lost everything.
-Yogi
I lost my job, my fiancee,
my social standing...
-Yogi
...
-Yogi
Then, this year, 15 years
later...
-Yogi
A package arrived. It was
a letter... and a pistol.
-Yogi
The plan was written out
in careful detail.
-Yogi
It was a plan for me to
take my revenge on the
people who ruined my life.
-Yogi
I didn't care who had
sent it.
-Yogi
I thought this was my chance,
after 15 years, this was it!
-Yogi
Finally, a chance to have my
revenge on Robert Hammond
and Miles Edgeworth...
-Yogi
I have no regrets.
-Judge
W-wait a moment!
-Judge
Revenge... against Miles
Edgeworth?
-Judge
What do you mean?
-Yogi
I'm not at liberty to
speak on that matter.
-Yogi
Why don't you ask Mr.
Edgeworth yourself?
-Yogi
Anyway, I admit it, I was the
one who killed Robert Hammond.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
von Karma...
Where is Mr. Yogi?
-Karma
Under arrest, Your Honor.
-Karma
I saw no room for error
in his confession.
-Judge
Then... the defendant,
Miles Edgeworth is...
-Karma
Innocent.
In this case, at least.
-Judge
Hmm.
-Judge
Very well.
-Judge
Will the defendant please
take the stand?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
There are a few mysteries
left unsolved.
-Judge
Still, you are cleared of
suspicion for this particular
case.
-Judge
So I would like to pass
judgment on the murder of
Mr. Robert Hammond.
-Judge
Any objections?
-Phoenix
...
-Edgeworth
...
-Karma
...
-Phoenix
(I don't believe it!)
-Phoenix
(Why isn't von Karma saying
anything?)
-Judge
Very well.
-Judge
This court finds the
defendant, Mr. Miles
Edgeworth...
* N O T G U I L T Y *
-Judge
That is all.
The court is adjourned!
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*OBJECTION!*
-Judge
D-did someone just say
"objection"?
-Phoenix
(It wasn't von Karma...!)
-Phoenix
(Wait, but that means...)
-Phoenix
No...
-Phoenix
Edgeworth!?
-Edgeworth
Your Honor.
-Edgeworth
I object to your judgment.
-Judge
Wh-what do you mean?
-Edgeworth
I'm not innocent at all!
-Edgeworth
As we have heard, Yanni Yogi
killed Robert Hammond in
revenge.
-Edgeworth
But, revenge for what?
-Maya
Nick!
-Maya
Edgeworth is trying to
confess! He's going to
say he's guilty!
-Maya
He's going to tell them
he was the murderer in
the DL-6 Incident!
-Maya
He's going to tell them
he killed his own dad!
-Phoenix
(Uh oh! What do I do?)
***Raise an objection***********************
*
* -Phoenix
* *OBJECTION!*
*
* -Phoenix
* The judgment has already
* been passed! I object to
* Edgeworth's outburst...
*
* -Karma
* *OBJECTION!*
*
* -Karma
* Didn't something like this
* happen yesterday, too?
*
* -Karma
* I believe a certain witness
* raised an objection after a
* guilty verdict was passed.
*
* -Phoenix
* (That would be Larry...)
*
* -Karma
* We must hear this new
* statement!
*
* -Karma
* We must hear Miles Edgeworth!
*
* -Judge
* He's right.
*
* -Judge
* We have a duty to hear
* Mr. Edgeworth out.
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************
***Leave it to Edgeworth********************
*
* -Phoenix
* (No... I'm sure Edgeworth
* thought about this one
* long and hard.)
*
* -Phoenix
* (This isn't my place to
* interfere!)
*
* -Maya
* Nick, are you sure!?
*
* -Phoenix
* There's nothing we can do
* about it. This is his problem,
* now.
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************
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-Edgeworth
For fifteen years...
-Edgeworth
I have had a recurring
dream.
-Edgeworth
A nightmare... it's only
a nightmare. That's what
I told myself.
-Edgeworth
But now I know, it wasn't
a dream.
-Edgeworth
Yanni Yogi wasn't the killer.
-Judge
You mean... in the incident
where your father died?
-Edgeworth
From the distance of the
shot, it wasn't suicide,
either.
-Edgeworth
Everything was as clear
as day.
-Edgeworth
The murderer...
-Edgeworth
The criminal in the DL-6
Incident...
-Edgeworth
It was me!
-Edgeworth
Your Honor!
I confess my guilt!
-Edgeworth
I am guilty for DL-6, the
statute of limitations of
which ends today!
-Edgeworth
The culprit...is me!
-Judge
Order! Order!
-Judge
This is certainly unexpected!
-Judge
The defendant, declared
innocent, is confessing
to a different crime!
-Judge
A crime for which the statute
of limitations runs out today!
-Judge
I'm not really sure how
I should deal with this...
-Karma
Bah!
-Karma
It's obvious.
-Karma
We hold a trial.
Right here. Right now.
-Karma
We try this man for his
crime of fifteen years ago!
-Judge
I think... I think I would
like to take a five-minute
recess.
-Judge
During this time, I will
consider the appropriate
course of action to take.
-Judge
Court is adjourned!
Things to note:
-The guy I'm standing next to is a defense attorney named Phoenix Wright (though I call him Nick) and we're defending someone named Miles Edgeworth.
-I still had static electricity problems because I...ran into a stun gun...
-Trying to prove this witness is Yanni Yogi (and eventually succeed)
-...Sure did ask for a parrot to take the witness stand.
-I can talk to parrots!
-Yanni Yogi is guilty of murdering some guy named Robert Hammond
-Holy cheese, Edgeworth killed his own dad?!
Effects:
+100 more likely to judge people who suggest crazy things
+500 more likely to fear electricity
+100 protect the innocent feels (and justice in general)
+100 parrot skills aw yiss
+100000 I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Game: Game 04, When The Clock Struck Twelve (Two Truths and a Lie)
Form: A lilac-colored shake flashlight. Shaking it a few times and turning it on gives memory. (Shareable, 4/5 uses left.)
December 28, 9:51 AM
District Court
Defendant Lobby No. 2
-Phoenix
(This is it... judgment day.)
-Phoenix
(Today, things are going to get settled at last... a lot of things.)
-Phoenix
Waaaaaaaargh!
-Phoenix
Wh-what's the big idea!?
-Maya
S-s-sorry, Nick!
-Maya
I only touched your shoulder!
-Maya
I guess the "shock" hasn't worn off from my run-in with the stun gun yesterday.
-Maya
Anyhow, today's the last day of the trial! Good luck, Nick!
-Phoenix
Yeah... thanks, Maya.
-Edgeworth
...
-Phoenix
(Edgeworth is looking glum
as always.)
-Phoenix
(I hope von Karma doesn't
push him too hard.)
-Edgeworth
...
-Edgeworth
Whooooooooaa!
-Edgeworth
Wh-wh-what are you doing!?
-Maya
Sorry! I'm sorry!
-Maya
I just thought I'd ch-cheer you up with a pat on the back...
-Phoenix
Maya...
-Phoenix
Maybe you should go outside and discharge?
-Maya
Right. Good idea.
-Phoenix
(Try not to electrocute anyone on your way out...)
Woooooooooyaaah, pal!
-Gumshoe
What's gotten into that girl?
-Phoenix
Detective Gumshoe!
-Gumshoe
Morning!
Mr. Edgeworth?
-Edgeworth
Uh... good morning.
-Phoenix
How did it go, Detective?
-Gumshoe
Have no fear! As promised,
I've captured our runaway
caretaker!
-Gumshoe
I just brought him in.
Took all night, pal.
-Phoenix
Thanks, Detective Gumshoe.
You must be tired.
-Gumshoe
Actually, after that shock
I got on the way in, I feel
pretty good.
-Phoenix
(Yogi says he's forgotten
his own name...)
-Phoenix
(But that has to be a lie!)
-Phoenix
(Why would he want revenge on
Edgeworth if he couldn't
remember his past!?)
-Phoenix
(He does remember... and
I'm going to prove it!)
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December 28, 10:00 AM
District Court
Courtroom No. 3
-Judge
Court is now in session for
the trial of Miles Edgeworth.
-Phoenix
The defense is ready,
Your Honor.
-Karma
...
-Karma
The prosecution...
is ready.
-Judge
...
-Judge
U-uh... right, very well.
-Judge
We have reached the final
day of our proceedings in
this trial.
-Judge
I ask that the prosecution
submit decisive evidence.
-Karma
Understood.
-Judge
...
-Phoenix
(C'mon! Don't be awed into
silence by every little
thing he says!)
-Judge
Very well, Mr. von Karma,
your opening statement.
-Karma
Right.
-Karma
Thanks to Detective Gumshoe's
efforts, the boat rental shop
caretaker has been arrested.
-Karma
In yesterday's trial, the
defense asserted that the
caretaker was the murderer.
-Karma
However, the caretaker has
yet to confirm this.
-Karma
I would like to ask the
defense to cross-examine
him as much as necessary.
-Judge
Very well!
-Judge
Please bring the witness
into the courtroom.
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-Karma
Ladies and gentlemen of
the court...
-Karma
I believe you all remember
our witness.
-Karma
He lives in the boat rental
shop on the lake, from where
he witnessed the incident.
-Karma
In addition, he has currently
lost memory of his name and
identity.
-Judge
Witness!
-Judge
Why did you run away
yesterday?
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
The witness was not running
away, as he will now testify.
-Judge
I-I see.
-Judge
Very well, please begin
your testimony.
-Uncle
Zzzz... mmph?
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WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Why I Left Court --
(1)
-Uncle
Er, I'm really sorry about
just leaving yesterday like
I did.
(2)
-Uncle
But, I wasn't running away
or nothing.
(3)
-Uncle
I, uh, went to buy some food
for Polly, see...
(4)
-Uncle
I figured I got nothing to
do with this incident anyhow.
(5)
-Uncle
Er... I mean, I'd need one of
those "motive" things, right?
And I don't got one.
-Uncle
So, my testimony yesterday
stands as is.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
Hmm... Very well.
-Judge
Let's begin the cross-
examination, shall we?
-Phoenix
(He has to know his name!)
-Phoenix
(Yanni Yogi! You're Yanni Yogi
and I'm going to prove it!)
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CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Why I Left Court --
(1)
-Uncle
Er, I'm really sorry about
just leaving yesterday like
I did.
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
I'd call what you did "running
away," and not "just leaving."
-Phoenix
You heard Larry's testimony,
and realized you were in
danger!
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
Now, Mr. Wright, there's no
need to rush to conclusions.
-Karma
As I said, the witness
was not "running away."
-Karma
Listen to the testimony.
-Phoenix
(He sure seems relaxed!)
-Phoenix
(In fact, they both do--
von Karma and Yanni Yogi!)
(2)
-Uncle
But, I wasn't running away
or nothing.
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
Then why did you leave!?
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
He's just about to say why!
-Karma
Is it so hard for you to
just quietly listen when
someone is talking!?
-Phoenix
(If I sat quietly, Edgeworth
would be guilty in three
minutes!)
(3)
-Uncle
I, uh, went to buy some food
for Polly, see...
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
Food...?
-Uncle
Well, Polly is a bit of a
gourmand, you see.
-Uncle
She only eats these high-
quality bird pellets from
France.
-Uncle
They only have them in the
big pet shop downtown.
-Phoenix
But you weren't arrested
until this morning!
-Phoenix
Why didn't you go back
to the caretaker's shack?
-Uncle
Er... well...
-Uncle
I kind of got lost, you see.
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
The witness has trouble
remembering things sometimes.
-Karma
When the police apprehended
him, he was on his way back
to the shack!
-Phoenix
(Yeah, right! Nice try
von Karma! No one's
going to believe that!)
-Judge
Hmm... I see!
So he was lost!
-Phoenix
(Please! Your Honor, come
to your senses!)
(4)
-Uncle
I figured I got nothing to
do with this incident anyhow.
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
You've lost much of your
memory, is that correct?
-Uncle
Er... ayup, seems like it.
-Phoenix
Then how could you know that
you didn't have anything to
do with this incident!
-Uncle
Uh...
-Phoenix
Or...
-Phoenix
Or maybe you're lying about
not having your memory, hmm?
-Phoenix
You know exactly who
you are!
-Karma
The witness has testified
quite clearly that he has
no memory of who he is.
-Karma
If you claim he's lying,
then show the court proof!
-Phoenix
(Grr...)
-Phoenix
(How am I supposed to prove
what's going on in that
old codger's head?)
-Phoenix
(That's impossible!)
-Karma
Hmph!
I'm glad you've come to
your senses, Mr. Wright.
-Karma
Very well, witness.
Please continue.
(5)
-Uncle
Er... I mean, I'd need one of
those "motive" things, right?
And I don't got one.
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
How can you say you had
no motive? I say you do!
-Phoenix
You had a grudge against
Edgeworth and the victim,
Robert Hammond!
-Phoenix
That's why you took revenge
on them! Right?
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
Please don't make me
repeat myself, Mr. Wright!
-Karma
This witness has no memory
of anything beyond several
years ago!
-Karma
He can't hold a grudge!
It's impossible!
-Phoenix
(I have to prove he's lying
about his memory...)
-Phoenix
(Otherwise, it's going to
be this same thing over and
over until the trial ends!)
-Phoenix
(First thigns first, I have
to prove this man is who
he is!)
-Phoenix
(Do that and the motive
will prove itself!)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AFTER PRESSING FOR A WHILE
-Judge
Might I say something,
Mr. Wright?
-Phoenix
Yes...
Yes, Your Honor?
-Judge
You've been saying the
same thing now over and
over.
-Judge
You've been calling the
witness's memory of the past
or lack thereof into question.
-Judge
But, does this really have
anything to do with the
current case?
-Phoenix
Of course, Your Honor.
-Phoenix
The witness has said he has
"nothing to do with this
case" and "no motive"...
-Phoenix
Both of these statements
are lies!
-Judge
Order! Order!
-Judge
Mr. Wright!
There is a serious problem
with your claim!
-Judge
Or... are you saying...
-Judge
Are you saying you know
who this witness is!?
-Phoenix
Of course, Your Honor!
-Karma
Ho hoh! Now, this is
interesting.
-Karma
I would like to know
myself! So, who is he?
-Phoenix
(Don't play dumb von Karma!)
-Judge
Mr. Wright, please tell
us this witness's name.
***Yanni Yogi*******************************
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************
-Phoenix
His name is Yanni Yogi,
a former court bailiff!
-Judge
...
-Judge
Yogi...?
That name seems familiar.
-Judge
...
-Judge
Oh!
-Judge
Yanni Yogi!
From the DL-6 Incident!
-Phoenix
(I thought the judge would
have heard of it... it was
such a famous case.)
-Judge
But, what does this mean?
-Phoenix
Your Honor! If this man is
Mr. Yogi, then he has a
clear motive!
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
Tsk tsk tsk...
-Karma
Jumping to conclusions again,
Mr. Wright!
-Karma
This man, this witness, is
Yanni Yogi? Fascinating!
-Karma
However...
-Karma
How do you propose to
prove this to the court?
-Phoenix
...
-Karma
This is a court of law,
as you may recall. You
need proof!
-Karma
And, allow me to repeat,
once more, that the witness
has lost his memory!
-Phoenix
(This is it...)
-Phoenix
(I have to do this now!)
-Phoenix
(If I can't prove he's
Yogi right here, right
now...)
-Phoenix
(Then I've got nowhere
else to go!)
-Maya
Nick!
-Maya
How are you going to prove
it!? How can you prove that
he's Yanni Yogi?
-Phoenix
It's okay. It's actually
quite simple.
-Phoenix
Your Honor!
-Phoenix
Please take this man's
fingerprints!
-Phoenix
Then, we'll compare them to
the fingerprints on file
for Yanni Yogi 15 years ago...
-Judge
I see... that makes sense.
-Karma
Tsk tsk tsk!
-Phoenix
Huh?
-Karma
I'm so very, very sorry,
Mr. Wright.
-Phoenix
Wh-why?
-Karma
The witness... has no
fingerprints!
-Phoenix
What?
What!? No fingerprints!?
-Uncle
Er... you see, before I worked
as a caretaker, I worked at
a chemical plant.
-Uncle
I burned my fingers working
with the stuff. Ayup.
-Phoenix
Wh-what!?
-Phoenix
(Yogi, you sneak!)
-Phoenix
(You burned your fingerprints
off to hide your past!)
-Judge
Hmm...
-Judge
Well, if the witness has
no fingerprints...
-Judge
I guess we will not be
able to prove his identity.
-Phoenix
(No...!)
-Karma
Tsk tsk tsk...
Well, what will you
do, Mr. Wright?
-Phoenix
Uh...
-Karma
Hmm?
-Karma
It seems that the case
has been decided, no?
-Phoenix
(No!!!)
-Phoenix
(I know what happened!
I know everything!)
-Phoenix
(I... I just can't prove it!)
-Phoenix
(But no... I can't let it end
like this. I can't lose!)
-Phoenix
(There has to be another way!)
-Karma
There is no one who can
testify as to who this
witness is! No one!
-Maya
Nick!
What are we going to do!?
-Phoenix
I didn't even consider that
he might have erased his
fingerprints...
-Phoenix
(What do I do!?)
-Karma
Tsk tsk tsk...
Well, Mr. Wright?
-Karma
Perhaps you'd like to cross-
examine the parrot for a
little comic relief, hmm?
-Phoenix
(Yeah, yeah, very funny.
You're a sore winner,
von Karma.)
-Phoenix
(...)
-Phoenix
(Wait a second...)
-Phoenix
("Cross-examine the parrot"?)
-Maya
Wh-what is it, Nick?
-Maya
No... you're not going to...!?
-Phoenix
Your Honor!
-Phoenix
The defense would like to
take Mr. von Karma up on
his proposal!
-Judge
Take Mr. von Karma up?
-Karma
On his... proposal?
-Phoenix
Exactly, Your Honor!
-Phoenix
I would like to cross-
examine the witness's
pet parrot!
-Judge
O-order! Order!
-Judge
Uh... well, what do you
think, Mr. von Karma?
-Karma
Need you even ask!?
This is a farce!
I object!
-Phoenix
*OBJECTION!*
-Phoenix
Wait a second!
-Phoenix
You were the one who suggested
I cross-examine the parrot,
von Karma!
-Phoenix
I have a right to do as
you suggested!
-Karma
Mmph...
-Karma
...
-Karma
Well, if you're so desperate,
then please, be my guest.
-Phoenix
!
-Karma
Of course, should you go
through with this...
-Karma
And nothing comes of it,
then I hope you're ready
for the consequences.
-Maya
Nick... this is crazy!
-Karma
Well?
Still want to go through
with your little game!?
***Yes, I'm doing it************************
*
* -Phoenix
* Let the parrot take the
* stand.
*
* -Phoenix
* I will cross-examine her,
* Your Honor.
*
* -Judge
* !
*
* -Karma
* This is the most ridiculous
* thing I have ever heard!
*
* -Phoenix
* (von Karma's rigged every
* person's testimony, every
* piece of evidence...)
*
* -Phoenix
* (Except the parrot! She's
* my last chance!)
*
* -Phoenix
* (At least... I think so.)
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************
-Judge
Bailiff!
Bring in the parrot.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
That's... quite a bird.
-Judge
Please tell us your name?
-Parrot
"..."
-Judge
Name!
-Parrot
"..."
-Judge
The witness is ignoring me.
-Phoenix
(It must hurt... to be
ignored by a bird.)
-Judge
Ahem. Very well, witness...
-Judge
Who is your owner?
Please, er... testify for us.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Who Is Your Owner? --
-Parrot
"..."
(1)
-Parrot
"Hello! Hello!"
*squawk*
(2)
-Parrot
"..."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
Hmm...
-Judge
Certainly the most concise
testimony we've had so far.
-Judge
Very well, begin your
cross-examination.
-Phoenix
Right...
-Maya
What are you going
to do, Nick?
-Phoenix
...
-Phoenix
I... I don't know!
What do we do, Maya?
-Maya
Hmm...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Who Is Your Owner? --
(1)
-Parrot
"Hello! Hello!"
*squawk*
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
Witness! You can't just
say "hello" and expect us
to get anywhere!
-Phoenix
I want you to testify!
-Phoenix
Maya, you talk to her.
-Maya
R-right!
Uh... What do I say?
***"Have we forgotten something?"***********
*
* -Phoenix
* (Remember... two days ago...)
*
* --------------------------------------------
*
* -Maya
* Pol-ly, Pol-ly.
* Have we forgotten something?
*
* -Parrot
* *squawk*
*
* -Parrot
* "Don't forget DL-6!"
* *squawk*
*
* --------------------------------------------
*
* -Phoenix
* (If I can get Polly to say
* that here...!)
*
* -Phoenix
* (That will prove that the
* caretaker had something
* to do with DL-6!)
*
* -Maya
* Um, Polly? Have we forgotten
* something?
*
* -Parrot
* "..."
*
* -Parrot
* "..."
*
* -Parrot
* "Hello! Hello!"
* *squawk*
*
* -Maya
* ...!
*
* -Maya
* Th-that's not what you're
* supposed to say!
*
* -Maya
* Forgot! Something we forgot!
*
* -Parrot
* "Hello! Hello!"
* *squawk*
*
* -Maya
* Uh oh. It's not working, Nick!
* She won't say it!
*
* -Phoenix
* (This is ridiculous!
* Why won't she say it!?)
*
* -Karma
* Tsk tsk tsk...
* Something the matter,
* Mr. Wright?
*
* -Phoenix
* (Wait...)
*
* -Phoenix
* (Don't tell me von Karma
* expected this!)
*
* -Phoenix
* (He couldn't have retrained
* the parrot... could he!?)
*
* -Phoenix
* (Did he train her not to
* respond when we asked if
* we'd forgotten anything!?)
*
********************************************
***"What's your name?"**********************
*
* -Phoenix
* (Maybe I should get her
* to say her name?)
*
* -Maya
* Polly! Polly!
* What's your name?
*
* -Parrot
* "Pol-ly! Pol-ly!"
* *squawk*
*
* -Judge
* Mr. Wright...
*
* -Judge
* I think we've established that
* this parrot is named "Polly."
*
* -Judge
* Does this have anything to
* do with her owner's identity?
*
* ***Of course********************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Yes it does!
* *
* * -Judge
* * !!!
* *
* * -Karma
* * Hah!
* * Fascinating!
* *
* * -Karma
* * You claim that the parrot's
* * name will prove her owner's
* * identity?
* *
* * -Karma
* * Then show us this proof!
* *
* * -Maya
* * Nick!
* * Don't you think you're taking
* * the bluffing a little too far?
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Listen.
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * We're not here to answer
* * the question of "who is the
* * caretaker."
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * We're here to prove that
* * he is Yanni Yogi!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * All we have to do is tie
* * the name "Polly" to Yogi!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Your Honor.
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * The proof that the parrot's
* * name reveals the caretaker's
* * identity is...
* *
* * ***Present something wrong******************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * *TAKE THAT!*
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I had hoped you would have
* * * learned this by now...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Making random guesses here
* * * is a waste of court time!
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * (Uh oh... wrong again.)
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * That is all!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Witness, continue your
* * * testimony.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * *TAKE THAT!*
* *
* * -Judge
* * The DL-6 Case File?
* *
* * -Karma
* * *OBJECTION!*
* *
* * -Karma
* * That's quite a large
* * file you have there!
* *
* * -Karma
* * Which page is this "proof"
* * on, then?
* *
* * -Karma
* * Show us, or stop wasting
* * our time!
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm...
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well. Mr. Wright,
* * please show us the page.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Where in this file is
* * the information connected
* * to this parrot's name?
* *
* * ***"Case Summary"***************************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * It's on the "Case Summary"
* * * page!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * ...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I'm sorry...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * But I don't see anything
* * * here that related to the
* * * name "Polly."
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * At least, not on this page.
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * Hmph!
* * * A bluff! As I expected!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I'm afraid I have to
* * * deny your claim, Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * The witness may continue.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * ***"Victim Data"****************************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * It's on the "Victim Data"
* * * page!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * ...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I'm sorry...
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * But I don't see anything
* * * here that relates to the
* * * name "Polly."
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * At least, not on this page.
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * Hmph!
* * * A bluff! As I expected!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I'm afraid I have to
* * * deny your claim, Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * The witness may continue.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * ***"Suspect Data"***************************
* * *
* * * CONTINUE
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * It's on the "Suspect Data"
* * page!
* *
* * -Judge
* * ...?
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * This page has all the
* * information about Yanni
* * Yogi!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Right after he was arrested,
* * his fiancee committed suicide,
* * see?
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm... Indeed, it does say
* * that, yes.
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * What was hs fiancee's name?
* *
* * -Judge
* * "Polly Jenkins"...
* * "Polly"!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Exactly, Your Honor!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * He remembered the name of
* * his fiancee who committed
* * suicide.
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * That's why he named his
* * parrot after her!
* *
* * -Judge
* * I see! I guess that is
* * possible.
* *
* * -Karma
* * *OBJECTION!*
* *
* * -Karma
* * Bah! A mere coincidence,
* * that's all!
* *
* * -Karma
* * My granddaughter has a dog
* * she calls "Phoenix."
* *
* * -Karma
* * Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright?
* * Does this make you my
* * granddaughter's fiancee!?
* *
* * -Karma
* * She's only seven years old!!!
* *
* * END IF SAFE NUMBER CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm... Indeed.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Alone, it is a little weak
* * for evidence in a murder
* * trial.
* *
* * -Judge
* * We would need some other
* * corroborating evidence...
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * (Where am I going to find
* * that!?)
* *
* * -Maya
* * Nick! We're getting closer!
* *
* * -Maya
* * One more! If we can just
* * get one more piece of
* * evidence...!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * (Right... but what?)
* *
* * -Karma
* * Hmph!
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well, witness.
* * You may continue.
* *
* ********************************************
*
* ***No, it doesn't***************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Uh, well, I guess it doesn't
* * really have anything to do
* * with that, no.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm...
* *
* * -Judge
* * Please only ask questions
* * pertaining to the matter
* * at hand.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well, witness. Continue
* * your testimony.
* *
* ********************************************
*
********************************************
***"What's the safe number?"****************
*
* -Phoenix
* (Maybe I'll get her to
* say the number of that
* safe...)
*
* -Maya
* Huh? The safe?
* Why?
*
* -Phoenix
* Let's just try to get her
* to say anyhing, okay?
*
* -Maya
* Polly! What was the number
* of the safe in the shack?
*
* -Parrot
* "1228... 1228..."
*
* -Judge
* ...
*
* -Judge
* My, what a reckless parrot.
*
* -Judge
* Well, Mr. Wright?
*
* -Judge
* You aren't claiming that
* this number has something
* to do with the caretaker?
*
* ***Actually, it does************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Actually it does!
* * That's why I had her say it!
* *
* * -Karma
* * Hah! Ridiculous!
* *
* * -Karma
* * How can the number to a safe
* * tell us who the caretaker is?
* *
* * -Karma
* * Show us your proof!
* *
* * -Karma
* * What could possibly link this
* * number to the caretaker's
* * true identity!?
* *
* * ***Present something wrong******************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * *TAKE THAT!*
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Admittedly, I didn't think
* * * you had anything to show us.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * And now I see I'm right.
* * * How could a safe number reveal
* * * someone's identity?
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * (Uh oh... I think that was
* * * the wrong thing to show
* * * them.)
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * Hmph. I hope you're happy
* * * now, Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * The witness may continue her
* * * testimony...
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * *TAKE THAT!*
* *
* * -Karma
* * The DL-6 Case File?
* *
* * -Karma
* * What is this obsession you
* * have with that case?
* *
* * -Judge
* * Mr. Wright.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Where in this file is
* * something relating to
* * that safe number?
* *
* * ***"Case Summary"***************************
* * *
* * * CONTINUE
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * ***"Victim Data"****************************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * It's on the "Victim Data"
* * * page!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * This file is from a case
* * * 15 years ago.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I don't see anything about
* * * a safe in here at all!
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * I believe this is another one
* * * of Mr. Wright's bluffs.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Hmph. Very well, witness,
* * * continue your testimony.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * ***"Suspect Data"***************************
* * *
* * * -Phoenix
* * * It's on the "Suspect Data"
* * * page!
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Mr. Wright.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * This file is from a case
* * * 15 years ago.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * I don't see anything about
* * * a safe in here at all!
* * *
* * * -Karma
* * * I believe this is another one
* * * of Mr. Wright's bluffs.
* * *
* * * -Judge
* * * Hmph. Very well, witness,
* * * continue your testimony.
* * *
* * * RETURN TO TESTIMONY
* * *
* * ********************************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * It's on the "Case Summary"
* * page!
* *
* * -Judge
* * The Case... Summary?
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Specifically, the date
* * on which the DL-6 Incident
* * occurred!
* *
* * -Judge
* * The date of the incident?
* * December 28...?
* *
* * -Judge
* * Why, that's today's date.
* * Fifteen years ago!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * And the number on that
* * safe is 1228!
* *
* * -Judge
* * Ah!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * He used the date of the DL-6
* * Incident as the number for
* * his safe, Your Honor!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * That's how important that
* * date was to him!
* *
* * -Judge
* * I see... It certainly is
* * an interesting coincidence.
* *
* * -Judge
* * People often do set their
* * secret numbers to dates.
* *
* * -Karma
* * *OBJECTION!*
* *
* * -Karma
* * Bah! This is not tangible
* * proof!
* *
* * -Karma
* * I set my ATM card's number
* * to "0001" because I'm number
* * one!
* *
* * -Karma
* * This has nothing to do
* * with a date! Nothing!
* *
* * END IF NAME CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm... Indeed.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Alone, it is a little weak
* * for evidence in a murder
* * trial.
* *
* * -Judge
* * We would need some other
* * corroborating evidence...
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * (Where am I going to find
* * that!?)
* *
* * -Maya
* * Nick! We're getting closer!
* *
* * -Maya
* * One more! If we can just
* * get one more piece of
* * evidence...!
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * (Right... but what?)
* *
* * -Karma
* * Hmph!
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well, witness.
* * You may continue.
* *
* ********************************************
*
* ***No it doesn't****************************
* *
* * -Phoenix
* * Uh, well, I guess it doesn't
* * really have anything to do
* * with that, no.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Hmm...
* *
* * -Judge
* * Please only ask questions
* * pertaining to the matter
* * at hand.
* *
* * -Judge
* * Very well, witness. Continue
* * your testimony.
* *
* ********************************************
*
********************************************
(2)
-Parrot
"..."
-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*
-Phoenix
Witness, you're here to
speak! You must speak
to me!
-Parrot
"..."
-Karma
Frankly, I can't believe
that you're speaking to
the parrot.
-Maya
W-well...
-Maya
I guess we should try to
get some information out
of her!
-Maya
We need to show the judge
that her owner is Mr. Yogi!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AFTER ESTABLISHING BOTH NAME AND SAFE NUMBER CONNECTIONS
-Judge
That's enough!
-Judge
I think we've reached
a conclusion here.
-Karma
This is a mere coincidence,
that's all!
-Judge
True, that is a possibility.
-Judge
However, two coincidences
at the same time seems more
like a "pattern" to me.
-Karma
Wh... what are you saying!?
-Judge
Summon the caretaker
of the boat shop.
-Judge
Immediately!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Judge
Witness...
-Judge
Tell us your name.
-Karma
*OBJECTION!*
-Karma
Wait!
-Karma
This witness, he doesn't
remember...
-Uncle
No... it's okay.
-Phoenix
...!
-Uncle
I've accomplished what
I wanted to do. I'm done.
-Maya
Nick! He looks totally
different!
-Phoenix
This is the real Yogi,
I think. Finally.
-Phoenix
He's been acting feeble to
hide his true identity.
-Phoenix
Acting... for 15 years!
-Judge
W-well...!
-Judge
Let me ask you again.
-Judge
Please state your name
for the court!
-Yogi
My name... is Yanni Yogi.
-Yogi
15 years ago, I served as
a bailiff in this very court.
-Judge
Order! Order!
-Judge
Yanni Yogi!
-Judge
So was it you who killed
Robert Hammond...?
-Judge
And tried to frame Miles
Edgeworth for his death?
-Yogi
...
-Yogi
Yes.
It was me. I did it.
-Yogi
...
-Yogi
They put me on the witness
stand 15 years ago...
-Yogi
Robert Hammond... he said
I was mentally unsound.
-Yogi
He told me it would make
me innocent. Get me off
the hook.
-Yogi
So... I pretended to have
brain damage...
-Yogi
I was innocent, really!
But he didn't believe me!
-Yogi
We won the trial...
But I lost everything.
-Yogi
I lost my job, my fiancee,
my social standing...
-Yogi
...
-Yogi
Then, this year, 15 years
later...
-Yogi
A package arrived. It was
a letter... and a pistol.
-Yogi
The plan was written out
in careful detail.
-Yogi
It was a plan for me to
take my revenge on the
people who ruined my life.
-Yogi
I didn't care who had
sent it.
-Yogi
I thought this was my chance,
after 15 years, this was it!
-Yogi
Finally, a chance to have my
revenge on Robert Hammond
and Miles Edgeworth...
-Yogi
I have no regrets.
-Judge
W-wait a moment!
-Judge
Revenge... against Miles
Edgeworth?
-Judge
What do you mean?
-Yogi
I'm not at liberty to
speak on that matter.
-Yogi
Why don't you ask Mr.
Edgeworth yourself?
-Yogi
Anyway, I admit it, I was the
one who killed Robert Hammond.
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-Judge
von Karma...
Where is Mr. Yogi?
-Karma
Under arrest, Your Honor.
-Karma
I saw no room for error
in his confession.
-Judge
Then... the defendant,
Miles Edgeworth is...
-Karma
Innocent.
In this case, at least.
-Judge
Hmm.
-Judge
Very well.
-Judge
Will the defendant please
take the stand?
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-Judge
There are a few mysteries
left unsolved.
-Judge
Still, you are cleared of
suspicion for this particular
case.
-Judge
So I would like to pass
judgment on the murder of
Mr. Robert Hammond.
-Judge
Any objections?
-Phoenix
...
-Edgeworth
...
-Karma
...
-Phoenix
(I don't believe it!)
-Phoenix
(Why isn't von Karma saying
anything?)
-Judge
Very well.
-Judge
This court finds the
defendant, Mr. Miles
Edgeworth...
* N O T G U I L T Y *
-Judge
That is all.
The court is adjourned!
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*OBJECTION!*
-Judge
D-did someone just say
"objection"?
-Phoenix
(It wasn't von Karma...!)
-Phoenix
(Wait, but that means...)
-Phoenix
No...
-Phoenix
Edgeworth!?
-Edgeworth
Your Honor.
-Edgeworth
I object to your judgment.
-Judge
Wh-what do you mean?
-Edgeworth
I'm not innocent at all!
-Edgeworth
As we have heard, Yanni Yogi
killed Robert Hammond in
revenge.
-Edgeworth
But, revenge for what?
-Maya
Nick!
-Maya
Edgeworth is trying to
confess! He's going to
say he's guilty!
-Maya
He's going to tell them
he was the murderer in
the DL-6 Incident!
-Maya
He's going to tell them
he killed his own dad!
-Phoenix
(Uh oh! What do I do?)
***Raise an objection***********************
*
* -Phoenix
* *OBJECTION!*
*
* -Phoenix
* The judgment has already
* been passed! I object to
* Edgeworth's outburst...
*
* -Karma
* *OBJECTION!*
*
* -Karma
* Didn't something like this
* happen yesterday, too?
*
* -Karma
* I believe a certain witness
* raised an objection after a
* guilty verdict was passed.
*
* -Phoenix
* (That would be Larry...)
*
* -Karma
* We must hear this new
* statement!
*
* -Karma
* We must hear Miles Edgeworth!
*
* -Judge
* He's right.
*
* -Judge
* We have a duty to hear
* Mr. Edgeworth out.
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************
***Leave it to Edgeworth********************
*
* -Phoenix
* (No... I'm sure Edgeworth
* thought about this one
* long and hard.)
*
* -Phoenix
* (This isn't my place to
* interfere!)
*
* -Maya
* Nick, are you sure!?
*
* -Phoenix
* There's nothing we can do
* about it. This is his problem,
* now.
*
* CONTINUE
*
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-Edgeworth
For fifteen years...
-Edgeworth
I have had a recurring
dream.
-Edgeworth
A nightmare... it's only
a nightmare. That's what
I told myself.
-Edgeworth
But now I know, it wasn't
a dream.
-Edgeworth
Yanni Yogi wasn't the killer.
-Judge
You mean... in the incident
where your father died?
-Edgeworth
From the distance of the
shot, it wasn't suicide,
either.
-Edgeworth
Everything was as clear
as day.
-Edgeworth
The murderer...
-Edgeworth
The criminal in the DL-6
Incident...
-Edgeworth
It was me!
-Edgeworth
Your Honor!
I confess my guilt!
-Edgeworth
I am guilty for DL-6, the
statute of limitations of
which ends today!
-Edgeworth
The culprit...is me!
-Judge
Order! Order!
-Judge
This is certainly unexpected!
-Judge
The defendant, declared
innocent, is confessing
to a different crime!
-Judge
A crime for which the statute
of limitations runs out today!
-Judge
I'm not really sure how
I should deal with this...
-Karma
Bah!
-Karma
It's obvious.
-Karma
We hold a trial.
Right here. Right now.
-Karma
We try this man for his
crime of fifteen years ago!
-Judge
I think... I think I would
like to take a five-minute
recess.
-Judge
During this time, I will
consider the appropriate
course of action to take.
-Judge
Court is adjourned!
Things to note:
-The guy I'm standing next to is a defense attorney named Phoenix Wright (though I call him Nick) and we're defending someone named Miles Edgeworth.
-I still had static electricity problems because I...ran into a stun gun...
-Trying to prove this witness is Yanni Yogi (and eventually succeed)
-...Sure did ask for a parrot to take the witness stand.
-I can talk to parrots!
-Yanni Yogi is guilty of murdering some guy named Robert Hammond
-Holy cheese, Edgeworth killed his own dad?!
Effects:
+100 more likely to judge people who suggest crazy things
+500 more likely to fear electricity
+100 protect the innocent feels (and justice in general)
+100 parrot skills aw yiss
+100000 I DON'T UNDERSTAND